About Us
Chris
Chris is a sassy sailor daylighting as an attorney. He can be most easily defined by his hobbies, which focus on modes of transportation he painstakingly pushes forward for long periods at a time. You'll be most likely to find him covered in sunscreen, donned with a floppy sunhat or hotwheels themed helmet, chit chatting with his good pals as he scoots about. Chris's special skill is his uncanny stamina for suffering and his kryptonite is Mel's spreadsheet show and tell sessions.
Mel
Mel is a serial hobby collector with a suspicious amount of enthusiasm for Microsoft Excel. When she's deep in hyperthink mode, you'll find her with her hair up, Play-Doh nearby, and a Diet Coke in her hand. You'll most likely find her covered in paint of some kind, ready to show and tell you about her latest craft. Her special skill is the ability to eat the same food for every meal. Her kryptonite is a crippling fear of deer and inability to tolerate spicy food of any kind.
Engagement: Oktoberfest 2025
Chris surprised Mel in Munich on the Oktoberfest festival ground's ferris wheel. Ever the lucky pair, this picture was captured by the random Chinese couple sharing our cart. Chris proposed with a custom designed ring featuring family stones, ornate gold work, and a beautiful Montana sapphire.